Chia Cat

Finally, after weeks of waiting patiently the Chia Cat arrived. I could hardly contain myself as I un-boxed it.

Complete with instructions, I was careful to follow them to the letter. No cutting corners with this much at stake.

Well I had the best of intentions, but two minutes into this project I was already cutting corners. For some reason the Chia Cat people want you to cover the planter with a saucer after watering. Not having a saucer that would fit properly over Sylvester and Tweety, I had to improvise with an old cool whip lid. Hopefully this doesn’t cause some sort of strange Chia Cat mutation or worse yet, if the Chia Cat people discover I didn’t follow their instructions to the letter, some jack-booted Chia Cat Nazi might show up at my door. Hmmm, I’d better keep the blinds pulled for a couple of days.

Myth Busted

I’m often asked why I live so far out in the sticks. No one seems to understand why I am willing to commute a hundred miles, round trip to work rather than move closer to my job. Well I’ll let you in on one of the best kept rural secrets…country girls are not homley, in fact they're just plain fucking HOT. Take a look at this beauty here. And, they’re everywhere, just walking around on the back roads; always willing to lend a hand with what ever chores may need done.

Oh, these girls here…well they’re from the big city. City girls aren’t so hot. They came to visit and got lost in this field. They’re not so good at directions either.